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3 hours ago

yousexybastardsamwinchester:

dramaticmusicaltypeperson:

obsessedwhat:

gillasue345:

bananadaiquiri:

I think I have a kid.

Dean and Lisa had their fling in August 1998. Ben was born May 1999. 9 months later. 9.

Bless this post

BIKER’S KID MY ASS

I love how he just quietly counts and then freaks the fuck out

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3 hours ago
willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

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3 hours ago

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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3 hours ago
allthesmallthingsminiatures:

Lupercus - gray wolf by AnyaStone

allthesmallthingsminiatures:

Lupercus - gray wolf by AnyaStone

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3 hours ago
Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.

Me: *turns up music*

Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!

Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.

Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?

Me:

Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?

Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.

Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.

Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?

Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.

Lady cop: I can make that happen.

Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!

Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.

Entire train: *applauds*


2392 replies
22 hours ago
IS THE 5th EPISODE SERIOUSLY CALLED FANFICTION?!?!?!

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

obsessedwith-castiel-dean-sam:

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omfg I cannot imagine what that will be about and it is going to be like fucking The French Mistake can you IMAGINE SOME OF THE FICS COMING TRUE?? IS SOMEONE FUCKING WITH ME?image

Demon Dean, Director Jensen..and another meta episode oh fuck Season 10 is going to kill me. I love it already.

Okay but

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193912 replies
22 hours ago

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is currently my favorite post on tumblr 

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461 replies
22 hours ago

"That’s the truth of it. She was too much like me.

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52946 replies
22 hours ago

"Tell us a bit about X-Men. Because you’re actually rivals in X-Men."

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25976 replies
22 hours ago

sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

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22 hours ago

dean-and-the-gay-angel-man:

winchesterandwinchester:

"I have some editors who have come up to me in the past on the show and been like, ‘Hey man, we really appreciate what you do when you’re not saying dialogue.’ And I was like… (looks confused) And I really didn’t know, I was like ‘What do you mean?’ And they’re like, ‘Well you’re always in the scene, you’re always doing something. We know that if we need to, we can always cut to you for a reaction or something because of what somebody’s saying.’”

- Jensen Ackles

Sometimes I think Jensen isn’t really acting anymore… I think he is Dean.

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22 hours ago
LUCY  - In theatres July 25th, 2014.

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22 hours ago

"I wanted to be a stuntman. I didn’t really want to be an actor. I took classes when I was younger but I really sucked. I wish I could say, ‘Yeah, I was a prodigy’ or whatever, but I was terrible. What helped me the most was public speaking. In high school, I was president of the Student Council and I ended up doing a lot of speeches. After you do a few in front of different schools you get really comfortable talking in front of an audience.

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78438 replies
22 hours ago

as-seenon-tv:

carryonmy-assbutt:

killedmycatatemytailor:

19-chevyimpala-67-fallen-angel:

Have you heard of pompei77

Because

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Her art

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is friggin’ amazing

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I mean

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just look…

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look at the details

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Hot damn!

THE FIRST ONE IS A DRAWING??? FOR LIKE YEARS I THOUGHT IT WAS A PHOTO?!?!?!?

my life ahs been a lie

I THOUGHT MOST OF THESE WERE PHOTOS?!?

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22 hours ago

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