hey do you mind taking your clothes off? i’d like to see how angels hide their wings.
that was a double pick up line wow
"you’ll get ink poisoning"
haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful
when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.
Wait, why did your parents call animal control?
was wondering the same thing^
Happy International Women’s Day, March 8th"To the people clinging to the notion that female-led pictures are a niche genre, people see them! They make money! The world is round, people!" - Cate Blanchett
I don’t think Maggie Smith is acting in this scene.
I’m sorry. I’m trying to remember something important, and I am failing.
My grandfather died a long time ago.
A few months ago, I killed my double.
These facts have no symmetry. They are disconnected.
Welcome to Night Vale
Episode 41 - WALK(via nightvalequotes)
if only i had the patience to actually make pastries…
For you, Laura.
The Golden Trio: minimalist typography
my mom made these like brownie cupcake things and they look like just normal brownies but then you take the wrapper off and
mother fucking chocolate chip cookie
but that’s still not all. take a bite and
THAT IS A GODDAMN OREO ON TOP OF A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE AND COVERED IN A BROWNIE THIS SHIT IS LIKE EATING THE FUCKING TEARS OF GOD YOU TAKE ONE BITE AND YOU HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT YOU WILL BELIEVE BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THIS MAGIC IN YOUR MOUTH WAS NOT SENT FROM THE HEAVENS
Is your mum Jesus?
holy shit who gave you the right this is stunning omg,
Perfect accents for any Harry Potter fan’s bed or couch. House crests with corresponding colors fill the surfaces on this pillow set. Meausres 18” x 18”. Sold on Etsy.